Welcome to NIPPER'S totally rad web page!
This web page is my creation, but I needed help from the big alpha dog with the opposing thumbs to type it out!
Hi, I'm Nipper. I am a mouse terrier. I got my own web page as a present for my birthday, which is Easter. I am now 2 (or about 15 to you). This is my friend Iris. She is a Dachshund, or a 'long-dog' as the alpha dog calls her. To me she is mostly a pain in the ass.
This is the accursed 'Sweep Broom' that likes to attack the alpha dog's female. If I get too close, it bites me. The sweep broom is being held by the female I let sleep with me in my auxillary nipper napper!
This is my food bowl and primary water bowl. I have a hard time keeping it full with that munch monster Iris around!
This is 'Monkey'! The alpha dog throws it for me! Sometimes I have to wrestle Iris to bring it back to the Alpha dog. It is just the way we like it; torn, worn and covered in dog spit!
Running under foot is the way I keep the others in shape. This one is learning a new dance...'Dodge the Dog'!
This is BittyCat. She is fun to play with. She is nice to me. Iris likes to play with her to...a game called 'chase the cat'!
Opps...overshot the target. I hate when that happens!
This is the room with the box full of moving pictures. The young ones like to sit here for hours and hours watching something called MTV. There is also a fuzzy rat in a cage here, but it smells bad.
This is the room with the auxillary nipper napper. It is always a mess. It smells bad also. I believe they said it was 'odor du butt'.
Ahhh.. the auxillary nipper napper. And someone made it up just for me! I'll have to adjust the covers and sheets until they are satisfactory!
This is my backup water bowl. I use this when the big ones forget to fill mine or a cat spits in it.
This I don't understand. I am tossed out this and told to 'go in the yard'! I make presents for the big ones and leave them where they can find them...on the bed, the carpet, the chair, the cat... and they throw them away and call me a bad dog and make me go out this door!
If I time it right I can knock that defensless pile out of the way of Sweep Broom!
This is a candid photo of me in action! Aren't I cute?
I am Nipper and this is the end of my page. I hope you enjoyed your time here and have gotten some insight from the viewpoint of a mouse terrier!
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This page, all photos and other information is copyright 1999 by Nipper and Patrick J. Driscoll
No use is allowed without expressed written permission from the authors.
Have a nice day and pet a dog on your way home.